Parliament has been dissolved and Canadian’s are going to the polls on October 14. This has all the earmarks of the single most politically unimportant event since Confederation. Here’s what you need to know in a nutshell about the party leaders:
Stephen Harper: Our current prime minister – a mannequin masquerading as a human being. He has led a realitively successful minority government for approaching 3 years.
Liberal’s take: far-right, libertarian whose goal is to put homosexuals back in the closet, put guns in the hand of every citizen, act as George W. Bush’s lap dog and remove a woman’s right to abortion.
Reality: wants a majority government, has increased spending and the size of government faster than the Liberal’s before him, is engaging in targeted “aid” of specific industry sectors despite railing against that in the previous election, massive reversal on Income Trusts. Has lowered some taxes (GST) and created some targeted tax credits (see previous posts).
My take: he’s the least bad option
Stephane Dion: The “leader” of the opposition. Won the leadership in a come from behind victory which basically means that through circumstance the man that the least amount of people wanted to be the leader won. He looks and talks like a nerd and his mangling of the English language is always good for a laugh (then a good cry). His major schtick is promoting himself as the champion of the environment.
Conservatives take: he’s weak and his Green Shift will kill the Canadian economy – they are painting it as the phoenix of the National Energy Program rising from the ashes. He’s a Quebec academic who is totally out of touch with the rest of the country.
Reality: his biggest enemy are the ambitious wanna-be’s in his own party. If he loses this election he’s done – the knives are already out. He’s already back pedalling on his Green Shift and I’ve discussed my thoughts on Governments and “revenue neutral” ideas. He’s probably loathed in Quebec more than anywhere else. He has impotently sat on his hands for many votes on issues he previously deemed non-negotiable because his party is broke, their election machine is disorganized and he was afraid to go to the polls.
My take: he’s a dead man walking however honest and principled he may be.
Jack Layton: the leader of the NDP – Canada’s resident socialist, I mean truly progressive, party. The NDP may play kingmaker in this election more so than in previous elections by bleeding support from the left wing of the Liberal party. Ironically a recent poll indicated that Canadian’s view Layton more commited to the environment than Dion – which is a huge problem for Dion. He’s well spoken and his ideas resonate with a relatively small number, typically younger Canadians.
My take: The NDP, despite their protestations is a fringe party whose support is concentrated primarily in cities. Their seat count and rises and falls within a narrow window but their level of popular support remains fairly static. Jack is probably toast should the NDP fail to make a breakthrough.
Gilles Duceppe: Leader of the Bloc Quebecois our Quebect separatist party. They have never won a seat outside of Quebec and nor do they run candidates outside. Their primary raison-d’etre is a sovereign Quebec – what a dumb idea. As a huge recipient of federal largesse in the form of transfer payments and vote buying they’d do well to stay in Canada. Support for separation is at a low point and its hardly on the radar of the average Canadian. What a change from 1995 when we almost lost the country.
My take: Gilles is always the most entertaining in the debates because he can say whatever he wants without fear of repercussions- his base is focused and supportive. Gilles probably wants out and into provincial politics and the Bloc is bleeding support to the Conservatives in Quebec. If the Conservatives want a majority they need to take a chunk out of the Bloc’s hide.